MIDLIFE PALADINS

If you ever wondered who turned our midlife crisis into a gaming renaissance, look no further. Meet nullquantor, the mighty LAN lord of the Midlife Paladins who reignited our passion for gaming with his legendary 40th birthday LAN party. Being part of Team Offense, he likes his conquests like his morning coffee: bold and early. And if you've ever seen someone rewatch game replays with the same fervor as rewatching their favorite movies, that is him, perfecting his craft.

Have you ever met someone who values every gold coin? n1cash ensures every gold coin is wisely invested. He meticulously plans his economy, much like playing a game of SimCity. But don't let that facade deceive you: he is well-acquainted with the compounding effects of a strong economy and morphs into a dominating overlord in the late game. Need him in the arena? Just ring the town bell, and he'll be right there.

Do you know someone who is relentlessly obsessed with pinpointing the perfect counter in a game? That is basstler. He dissects games with the precision of a seasoned surgeon. Indeed, nothing elicits that gleam in his eyes quite like watching a strategy that unfolds just right. Thanks to his profound insights, he has become an irreplaceable cog in our team's machinery.

Here is koenisch, whose name fittingly means "king". But don’t be mistaken, he is no throne-room lounger. In the realm of the Midlife Paladins, koenisch is out there being the all-rounder, stepping up wherever he is needed and assisting every fallen comrade on the battlefield. It is like having a king on our side, only with more Wi-Fi bars!

cr@cid is the man who ensures that while our game strategies are on fire, so are our grills. But don’t think all he does is feed us! He is always ensuring his BBQ pit is well-guarded with mighty walls against enemy forces. And once the coals have cooled down, he’s heating up enemy bases with a battalion of paladins.

Adamantan is renowned for his meticulous study of build orders and deep dives into the tech tree. His approach to the game resembles a well-orchestrated experiment, combining planning with a flair for the unexpected. A true connoisseur of British longbows, he expands his horizons to other civilizations, adding a new layer of complexity and strategy to his gameplay.

Kroschnak, affectionately known as our Discord "Hausmeister", relentlessly practices his strategies daily. He thrives in the chaos of a crowded field, routing his troups as if he were directing traffic at a busy airport terminal. His favorite civilization, the Goths, suits his style perfectly: once he has set up his spamming infrastructure, he floods the battlefield with hordes of units, forcing the opposition to call the "gg" - unless he runs out of resources.